{"id":211,"date":"2022-10-18T00:12:46","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T00:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/?p=211"},"modified":"2022-10-27T06:23:54","modified_gmt":"2022-10-27T06:23:54","slug":"dr-biased-leading-expert-in-mental-health","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/?p=211","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Biased, Leading Expert In Mental Health"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look at that man,<br>Sat over there,<br>He\u2019s having a full blown conversation,<br>But no one else is there,<br>He looks scared and lost,<br>And he ain\u2019t took care of himself,<br>He is different to us,<br>A classic symptom of mental health,<br>It\u2019s pure witchcraft,<br>The devil\u2019s own magic,<br>It\u2019s truly pathetic to see,<br>And really quite tragic,<br>I became a doctor,<br>To save their poor souls,<br>I force feed them some unknown medication,<br>So we can have complete control,<br>I am a respected psychiatric doctor,<br>And I\u2019m the leading expert now,<br>I fully understand a madman\u2019s mind,<br>The if, when and how,<br>It\u2019s obvious these animals need caging,<br>That is plain to see,<br>I don\u2019t care if you say they are people too,<br>Cos they are not human to me,<br>These cretins asked me for help,<br>And I gave it them,<br>I took away their freedom,<br>Whilst pretending to be their friend,<br>Remember madness is incurable,<br>And homosexuality is a sin,<br>And I also make life or death decisions,<br>Based on the colour of a man\u2019s skin,<br>So don\u2019t try and explain it to me,<br>Cos I refuse to understand,<br>A crazy person to me,<br>Is in no way, a man,<br>So stop Mr. Lunatic,<br>Stop all your tears,<br>And trust me cos I\u2019m a doctor,<br>And I have been for years,<br>I will do tests on you,<br>And for your own safety put you in chains,<br>You will soon be normal,<br>When I electrocute your brain,<br>I have also made a few films,<br>About these psychotic buffoons,<br>Just to make the common people,<br>Believe they go crazy when it\u2019s a full moon,<br>They cannot live among us,<br>I believe they will eat our flesh,<br>But I will expel this evil away,<br>Praise the lord and god bless,<br>Mr name is Dr Biased,<br>And I have deluded views,<br>I will tell the world about these primal beasts,<br>And I\u2019ll make it headline news,<br>We shall all live in ignorance,<br>We don\u2019t understand and that makes us afraid,<br>And we will call people insane,<br>If the slightest disorder is displayed,<br>Some new research presented,<br>Says they are human too,<br>But that way of thinking,<br>I straight up refuse,<br>My name is Dr Biased,<br>Leading expert in mental health,<br>And refusing to research it properly,<br>Has gave my life a lot of wealth,<br>You may think this is wrong,<br>You may even be sympathetic,<br>But I promise that the broken bones they have cos of me,<br>Is purely cosmetic,<br>So please remember they are not like us at all,<br>They do not drink from the same cup,<br>So fuck \u2018em all,<br>Fuck \u2018em\u2026. and lock \u2018em up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wrote on 18\/09\/2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at that man,Sat over there,He\u2019s having a full blown conversation,But no one else is there,He looks scared and lost,And he ain\u2019t took care of himself,He is different to us,A classic symptom of mental health,It\u2019s pure witchcraft,The devil\u2019s own magic,It\u2019s truly pathetic to see,And really quite tragic,I became a doctor,To save their poor souls,I 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