{"id":233,"date":"2022-10-18T00:01:36","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T00:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/?p=233"},"modified":"2022-10-18T00:01:36","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T00:01:36","slug":"the-mans-ruin-poem-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"The Man&#8217;s Ruin (Poem Collection)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Man&#8217;s Ruin: Part One<\/span><br><br>I am a home wrecker,<br>Poisoned apples I leave out,<br>I\u2019m the woman your wife despises,<br>And the one your mummy warned you about,<br>Lives I set out to destroy,<br>With the click of my fingers,<br>I lure men like you in,<br>Turn a saint into a sinner,<br>I am soon to be your mistress,<br>You just don\u2019t know it yet,<br>You have a wife and kids,<br>But them I\u2019ll make you forget,<br><br>I am a home wrecker,<br>Poison apples I leave out,<br>When I see you coming my way,<br>You had better watch out,<br>With my silky blonde hair,<br>And my high heel shoes,<br>I will lure you into bed,<br>Young man, you haven\u2019t got a clue,<br>With my sweet soft voice,<br>I\u2019ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear,<br>I will take your innocence,<br>And everything you hold dear,<br><br>I am a home wrecker,<br>Poison apples I leave out,<br>I am the kind and listening stranger,<br>When you are in doubt,<br>Sweet sugar candy lips,<br>I do possess,<br>Along with, dare I say?<br>A perfect rounded set of breasts,<br>I am your deepest desire,<br>You know you secretly want me,<br>But you have to make the choice,<br>Me or your wife and family\u2026..<br><br>I am a home wrecker,<br>Come and spend the night,<br>I have poison apples,<br>Go on, take a bite.<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Man&#8217;s Ruin: Part Two<\/span><br><br>Young man you just turned 18,<br>So go get yourself another drink,<br>Chug, chug, chug and keep on chugging,<br>Until you can no longer think,<br>I know I taste horrible,<br>So mix me with something sweet,<br>Just keep on drinking,<br>\u2018til you no longer feel your feet,<br>Oh I tried telling you,<br>By so many before,<br>The trouble starts,<br>When the first drink is poured,<br><br>You\u2019re now middle aged,<br>And you drink every day,<br>You don\u2019t see it,<br>But you\u2019re now starting to pay,<br>The demon, Devil drink,<br>Has taken over your life,<br>You just too drunk to see it,<br>Just ask your fleeing wife,<br>Oh I tried telling you,<br>By so many before,<br>The trouble starts,<br>When the first drink is poured,<br><br>So you\u2019re now divorced,<br>And you have little money to spend,<br>Come and taste my sweet nectar,<br>I\u2019ll be your only friend,<br>Sip out of a little glass,<br>Whilst sat in a darkened room,<br>We can both sit and wallow,<br>In your doom and gloom,<br>Oh I tried telling you,<br>By so many before,<br>The trouble starts,<br>When the first drink is poured,<br><br>Now you are old and grey,<br>But look older than you are,<br>The booze has taken everything from you,<br>Your wife, your kids, even your car,<br>You are laid up in hospital,<br>Attached to a drip,<br>Alcohol has destroyed your health,<br>But yet, you want another sip,<br>Oh I tried telling you,<br>By so many before,<br>The trouble starts,<br>When the first drink is poured.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Man&#8217;s Ruin: Part Three<\/span><br><br>Try it you might like it,<br>Your mate of five years said,<br>Next thing you know,<br>You\u2019re off your freaking head,<br>Buying a gram for yourself,<br>Asking if you made a mistake,<br>But you\u2019re addicted to the buzz,<br>And now there\u2019s no escape,<br>When asked if you\u2019ve done drugs,<br>You used to say \u201cI tried a little dope\u201d<br>Now you can say with great shame\u2026..<br>\u201cI\u2019m addicted to coke\u201d<br><br>Going out to a pub,<br>To listen to some great tunes,<br>Now you\u2019re dropping E\u2019s,<br>And huffing on balloons,<br>You don\u2019t really care,<br>Where it comes from anymore,<br>Took a dodgy pill,<br>Past out on the club\u2019s toilet floor,<br>When asked if you do drugs,<br>You used to say \u201cLife gives me my thrills\u201d<br>Now you can say with great shame\u2026.<br>\u201cI can\u2019t stop popping pills\u201d<br><br>A few years later,<br>When coke and pills ain\u2019t enough,<br>And drugs have taken over your life,<br>And you fancy going at it rough,<br>You try a little hit,<br>With a needle you haven\u2019t cleaned,<br>You\u2019re on heroin now my boy,<br>No more will you be seen,<br>When asked if you do drugs,<br>You used to say \u201cI don\u2019t try anything that funky\u201d<br>Now you can say with great shame,<br>\u201cI\u2019m a pill popping, cocaine sniffing, heroin taking junkie\u201d<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Man&#8217;s Ruin: Part Four<\/span><br><br>Got myself a great deck of cards,<br>The kind you only get once in a lifetime,<br>All that money in front of me,<br>Is only seconds away from being mine,<br>As long as my poker face holds up,<br>I\u2019m going to go far,<br>I will win back all of my wages,<br>And I\u2019m gonna win back my car,<br><br>I\u2019m going to sing all the way to bank,<br>I\u2019ve only myself to thank,<br>I nearly lost it all,<br>But me, no me, ain\u2019t no fool,<br>I\u2019ll be a rich man in my grave,<br>As fortune favours the brave,<br><br>I\u2019ve put \u00a310 in the fruity,<br>Waiting for my money to come in,<br>I\u2019ve put \u00a320 in the fruity,<br>Looking for that big old win,<br>I\u2019ve put \u00a350 inside that fruity,<br>Oh, any moment now,<br>I\u2019ve lost all my wages to that fruity,<br>Don\u2019t I feel the idiot now?<br><br>I\u2019m going to sing all the way to bank,<br>I\u2019ve only myself to thank,<br>I nearly lost it all,<br>But me, no me, ain\u2019t no fool,<br>I\u2019ll be a rich man in my grave,<br>As fortune favours the brave,<br>I once won a pound on a scratch card,<br>I even once won a ton,<br>I don\u2019t really have a problem,<br>I just do it for fun,<br>But now I\u2019m constantly chasing the big wins,<br>As a pound no longer excites,<br>It\u2019s just something to do,<br>On a cold and lonely gamblers night,<br><br>I\u2019m going to sing all the way to bank,<br>I\u2019ve only myself to thank,<br>I nearly lost it all,<br>But me, no me, ain\u2019t no fool,<br>I\u2019ll be a rich man in my grave,<br>As fortune favours the brave,<br><br>I\u2019ve lost all of my money,<br>I\u2019ve gambled my life away,<br>But you win some and lose some,<br>And that\u2019s the way I play,<br>And as I roll the dice,<br>But all I want is a six,<br>I end up getting an eight,<br>Oh how this bad luck is starting to get on my wick,<br><br>I\u2019m going to cry all the way to bank,<br>I\u2019ve only myself to thank,<br>I have lost it all,<br>But me, no me, is a fool,<br>I\u2019ll be a poor man in my grave,<br>As I believed fortune favours the brave.<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Man&#8217;s Ruin: Part Five<\/span><br><br>I\u2019ve spent my life, gambling, drinking, <br>Taking drugs and chasing skirt,<br>I was given the joy of life,<br>But I\u2019ve wound up in the dirt,<br><br>I had an opportunity, to stop,<br>But I chose to carry on,<br>I die penniless and lonely,<br>And death will not be long,<br><br>I die with sadness upon my face,<br>No sign of my old grin,<br>I have succumbed to the Devil,<br>And the thing called man\u2019s ruin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man&#8217;s Ruin: Part One I am a home wrecker,Poisoned apples I leave out,I\u2019m the woman your wife despises,And the one your mummy warned you about,Lives I set out to destroy,With the click of my fingers,I lure men like you 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