I came to see an AC\/DC tribute band,
To try and relax,
But Anxiety, IBS and Type 1 Diabetes,
Makes my confidence crack,
Safe in the company of my stepdad,
I try to let my hair down,
At a very stressful time in my life,
More stress I have seem to have found,
I\u2019m sat outside,
Just in case,
With my stomach rumbling,
And a heart that is starting race,
With everyone rocking out,
Old and young,
Cos of my head and other health concerns,
Once again, I can\u2019t chill out or have fun,
I\u2019ve been SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES,
It seems I\u2019m on a HIGHWAY TO HELL,
I\u2019m ALL SCREWED UP,
Can\u2019t you tell?
ARE YOU READY,
Cos ANYTHING GOES,
My stress levels are BACK IN BUSINESS,
All whilst I\u2019m trying to enjoy the show,
It’s DOG EAT DOG,
Whilst DIRTY DEEDS ARE DONE DIRT CHEAP,
Someone GIMME A BULLET,
Cos I\u2019m doing nothing but weep,
I think I\u2019ll have a WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS,
Cos stress has SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG,
My life right now is a TOUCH TOO MUCH,
Where everything I do seems to go wrong,
I hear the music,
And that\u2019s THE WAY I WANNA ROCK \u2018N\u2019 ROLL,
I try to SHOOT TO THRILL,
Whilst I sit outside alone in the cold,
It\u2019s a SHOT IN THE DARK,
But I try to ROCK THE BLUES AWAY,
I want this REJECTION, to RIDE ON,
Cos my problems are here to stay,
I\u2019ve had an OVERDOSE of bad luck
I might even ask for my ticket money back,
Cos I was expecting an Ace,
But I ended up with THE JACK,
I suppose,
HELL AIN\u2019T NO BAD PLACE TO BE,
But I\u2019m so stressed in life right now,
I\u2019m like T.N.T.,
Life for me,
Is a BAPTISM OF FIRE,
And to just enjoy life,
Is my deepest desire,
I\u2019m getting A WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE,
So BABY, PLEASE DON\u2019T GO,
I\u2019m heading for a JAILBREAK,
At the end of this show,
GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD LUCK,
So INJECT THE VENOM for the HELLS BELLS,
Cos YOU AIN\u2019T GOT A HOLD ON ME,
Cos rock \u2018n\u2019 roll and freedom are parallels,
I\u2019ve been KICKED IN THE TEETH,
But IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU GOT IT,
Cos I\u2019m an AC\/DC fan,
And I ain\u2019t putting up with this shit,
Cos I\u2019m a LIVE WIRE,
With a MEAN STREAK,
And I have been looking forward to this,
All goddamn week,
It\u2019s a NERVOUS SHAKEDOWN,
In NO MAN\u2019S LAND,
I will ROCK IN PEACE,
Dressed like Angus young with Bon Scott in hand,
ANYTHING GOES,
When you\u2019re an AC\/DC fan,
And I\u2019m BACK IN BLACK,
Like a real rocker BOOGIE MAN,
So, listen here, Life,
You\u2019ve been CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN,
Cos I\u2019m listening to the best rock band ever,
And I\u2019m now hitting the town.
I\u2019ve GOT SOME ROCK \u2018N\u2019 ROLL THUNDER,
Heading straight for you,
Cos even God secretly listens to AC\/DC,
And FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK WE SALUTE YOU!!!!
Wrote on 17\/09\/2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I came to see an AC\/DC tribute band,To try and relax,But Anxiety, IBS and Type 1 Diabetes,Makes my confidence crack,Safe in the company of my stepdad,I try to let my hair down,At a very stressful time in my life,More stress I have seem to have found,I\u2019m sat outside,Just in case,With my stomach rumbling,And a heart…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":333,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}