{"id":379,"date":"2022-11-26T04:51:30","date_gmt":"2022-11-26T04:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/?p=379"},"modified":"2022-11-26T04:51:30","modified_gmt":"2022-11-26T04:51:30","slug":"the-magic-pills-corporation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;Magic Pills&#8221; Corporation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you have a headache?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Are you upset?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Or are you happy and content?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Are you hungry?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Or do you want to lose weight?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Do you enjoy life?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Or are you miserable as sin?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Are you tired?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Do you hate your job?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Does your partner hate you?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Do you hate technology or feel old?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Do you want to climb Kilimanjaro?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Are you well in life?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Do you have a lot of money and some equity?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br>Are you kind and compassionate?<br>Cos we have a pill for that,<br><br>In fact, we have pills for everything,<br>Both good and bad,<br>It doesn\u2019t matter if you need them or not,<br>There\u2019s so many \u201cMagic Pills\u201d to be had,<br>Crafted by the white coat men,<br>Masters of the fake,<br>Making you believe this deception,<br>And your money we shall take,<br>So here are our tablets,<br>Medication of synthetic greed,<br>You may not know yet,<br>But this is all what you need,<br><br>Money making pharmaceuticals,<br>Chemical goodness we sell,<br>And if you hate The \u201cMagic Pills\u201d Corporation,<br>Remember\u2026\u2026 We have a pill for that as well.<br><br><br>Wrote on 26\/11\/2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have a headache?Cos we have a pill for that,Are you upset?Cos we have a pill for that,Or are you happy and content?Cos we have a pill for that,Are you hungry?Cos we have a pill for that,Or do you want to lose weight?Cos we have a pill for that,Do you enjoy life?Cos we have&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":391,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tdp.mtse.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}