I feel so different,
I’m an alien scared you’ll all notice me,
So I hide in the darkest of rooms,
Hoping nobody sees,
I can’t trust anything living,
But also can’t trust my own mind,
My home planet will send assistance,
It’s only a matter of time,
I don’t know how me being here,
Actually came to be,
But this crazy ass planet,
Was most certainly not meant for me,
If you know how to contact the mothership,
Then please send them an S.O.S.,
Let them beam me up,
Cos I need time to rest,
I won’t tell them your plans,
I promise we won’t invade,
I just need to escape Earth,
This planet like masquerade,
I look at stars and watch the x-files,
Hoping I recognise or remember,
Cos for the crown of the craziest and most doolally planet,
Earth is seriously a strong contender,
I do come in peace,
I just need to get back home,
Cos the more I stay down here,
I’m catching more of this homo sapien syndrome,
I don’t know if I have to take a trip,
All the way to Roswell,
But I will gladly do it,
If it means I escape this place of hell,
My anatomy is the virtually the same as yours,
But my mind certainly is not,
And I’ve been down here so long,
That my home planet I have virtually forgot,
I’m not the older generation,
Nor am I some kind of millennial,
I’m just an alien trying to get back home,
A lost but not yet found extra-terrestrial,
I’ve tried riding a push bike,
And flying towards the moon,
But I got sectioned and drug tested,
All in one single afternoon,
I have no time to waste anymore,
I need to get back to my planet quick,
Cos the more I say I’m an alien,
The more people think I’m a lunatic,
I don’t want to be tested on,
Or have my asshole examined,
Or locked up in a cage,
Threatened with starvation and famine,
So please ding a ling a ling,
On your magical banjo,
And whilst I’m packing my backs,
Please keep an eye out for a U.F.O.,
Cos as soon as they realise,
And try to make contact,
I’m 100% out of here,
This alien is going back.