I came to see an AC/DC tribute band,
To try and relax,
But Anxiety, IBS and Type 1 Diabetes,
Makes my confidence crack,
Safe in the company of my stepdad,
I try to let my hair down,
At a very stressful time in my life,
More stress I have seem to have found,
I’m sat outside,
Just in case,
With my stomach rumbling,
And a heart that is starting race,
With everyone rocking out,
Old and young,
Cos of my head and other health concerns,
Once again, I can’t chill out or have fun,
I’ve been SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES,
It seems I’m on a HIGHWAY TO HELL,
I’m ALL SCREWED UP,
Can’t you tell?
ARE YOU READY,
Cos ANYTHING GOES,
My stress levels are BACK IN BUSINESS,
All whilst I’m trying to enjoy the show,
It’s DOG EAT DOG,
Whilst DIRTY DEEDS ARE DONE DIRT CHEAP,
Someone GIMME A BULLET,
Cos I’m doing nothing but weep,
I think I’ll have a WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS,
Cos stress has SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG,
My life right now is a TOUCH TOO MUCH,
Where everything I do seems to go wrong,
I hear the music,
And that’s THE WAY I WANNA ROCK ‘N’ ROLL,
I try to SHOOT TO THRILL,
Whilst I sit outside alone in the cold,
It’s a SHOT IN THE DARK,
But I try to ROCK THE BLUES AWAY,
I want this REJECTION, to RIDE ON,
Cos my problems are here to stay,
I’ve had an OVERDOSE of bad luck
I might even ask for my ticket money back,
Cos I was expecting an Ace,
But I ended up with THE JACK,
I suppose,
HELL AIN’T NO BAD PLACE TO BE,
But I’m so stressed in life right now,
I’m like T.N.T.,
Life for me,
Is a BAPTISM OF FIRE,
And to just enjoy life,
Is my deepest desire,
I’m getting A WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE,
So BABY, PLEASE DON’T GO,
I’m heading for a JAILBREAK,
At the end of this show,
GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD LUCK,
So INJECT THE VENOM for the HELLS BELLS,
Cos YOU AIN’T GOT A HOLD ON ME,
Cos rock ‘n’ roll and freedom are parallels,
I’ve been KICKED IN THE TEETH,
But IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU GOT IT,
Cos I’m an AC/DC fan,
And I ain’t putting up with this shit,
Cos I’m a LIVE WIRE,
With a MEAN STREAK,
And I have been looking forward to this,
All goddamn week,
It’s a NERVOUS SHAKEDOWN,
In NO MAN’S LAND,
I will ROCK IN PEACE,
Dressed like Angus young with Bon Scott in hand,
ANYTHING GOES,
When you’re an AC/DC fan,
And I’m BACK IN BLACK,
Like a real rocker BOOGIE MAN,
So, listen here, Life,
You’ve been CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN,
Cos I’m listening to the best rock band ever,
And I’m now hitting the town.
I’ve GOT SOME ROCK ‘N’ ROLL THUNDER,
Heading straight for you,
Cos even God secretly listens to AC/DC,
And FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK WE SALUTE YOU!!!!


Wrote on 17/09/2022