Do you have a headache?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Are you upset?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Or are you happy and content?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Are you hungry?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Or do you want to lose weight?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Do you enjoy life?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Or are you miserable as sin?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Are you tired?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Do you hate your job?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Does your partner hate you?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Do you hate technology or feel old?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Do you want to climb Kilimanjaro?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Are you well in life?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Do you have a lot of money and some equity?
Cos we have a pill for that,
Are you kind and compassionate?
Cos we have a pill for that,

In fact, we have pills for everything,
Both good and bad,
It doesn’t matter if you need them or not,
There’s so many “Magic Pills” to be had,
Crafted by the white coat men,
Masters of the fake,
Making you believe this deception,
And your money we shall take,
So here are our tablets,
Medication of synthetic greed,
You may not know yet,
But this is all what you need,

Money making pharmaceuticals,
Chemical goodness we sell,
And if you hate The “Magic Pills” Corporation,
Remember…… We have a pill for that as well.


Wrote on 26/11/2022